Once every two years football addicts are faced with the horrific concept of a summer without any competitive football being played.
I use the term ‘addicts’ because there is a difference. A ‘fan’ enjoys football and supports a team but its absence doesn’t hinder their day to day, or more specifically, week to week life. An ‘addict’ like myself is obsessed with football and his or her team and dreads the prospect of empty weekends and having to watch Wimbledon.
In this recurring summer of discontent a football addict must adapt to survive. The usual topic of 60-80% of your conversations is absent and your need for competition in whatever form must be sated so here’s my guide on how to get through it and make it to that glorious occasion, the first week of the new season. I must stress at this point this piece is targeted at the British audience so may be of little to no interest or use to you if you don’t fit that demographic.
Although derided by inference earlier on in this piece, The Championships at Wimbledon are a key component in getting through the summer football drought. They might only last two weeks but there are matches on every day in that period making for a massive dose of real time competition. For people from Great Britain it also contains one of our favourite pastimes, failure on the international sporting stage. Personally I’m not the biggest tennis fan but I, along with most football addicts I assume, enjoy sport and hence can appreciate and enjoy the sporting technique and athleticism on display.
A helping hand in our search for football subtitutes, this summer in particular, is boxing. This year simply for the fact that British boxer and WBA world Heavyweight champion David Haye is taking on the imperious Ukrainian Wladimir Klitschko who holds the IBF, IBO and WBO heavyweight titles. Even if you don’t really like boxing it’s an absolutely massive fight and one that all sports fans can enjoy and look forward to.
One sport the summer was positively made for is a good old fashioned, gentlemanly spot of cricket. England are bound to have one if not two test series during each summer accompanied by a host of One Day Internationals and Twenty-Twenty matches, meaning if tennis or boxing really doesn’t do it for you then perhaps some sledging and silly mid off might suffice. A plus for cricket is that alcohol is freely available to purchase and imbibe in the stadium AND in view of the pitch, eat your heart out Premier League.
Another sport that’s enjoyed yearly when the sun has his hat on is Rugby’s Super League. With the competition being called the ‘Engage Super League XVI’ and with team names like ‘Wigan Warriors’ and ‘Salford City Reds’ it’s all a bit American for my liking. However if cricket and tennis are a bit too civilised for your taste then perhaps the other end of spectrum might do the trick. After all, who doesn’t like seeing a guy get knocked out whilst chasing an egg shaped ball and losing a few teeth in the process?
Underlying all these sports and truly underpinning our collective survival of the summer is the one constant in our football lives. Sky Sports News. The channel was launched in October 1998 when I was a snot-nosed 12 year old, what I would have done as an adult before the introduction of the football focused sports news channel I don’t know and dread to think. Where else would I have gone to find out exactly which part of south east Asia Manchester United had gone on pre-season tour? Or where could I have watched pundits and presenters alike pouring over footage of footballers on mobile phones and cars speeding from training grounds, speculating as to who was heading where in the transfer market? Worse still where would I have gone to see that Arsenal or United’s star foreign player had given an interview to a radio show from the motherland in which, by virtue of some dodgy/creative (delete as applicable) translation of his native tongue by a journo, he has intimated that he wants to do one to Real Madrid?
Sure, you can get this kind of thing from a newspaper or the radio but it doesn’t have the same excitement, the same feeling of real time over-adrenal hyperbole and more importantly newspapers don’t have Georgie Thompson anchoring. The hype and drama added to football by Sky Sports News doesn’t fall away once the football stops meaning that throughout the summer you have a diminished yet faintly adequate version of constant football related excitement.
To summise, though the biennial summer bereft of football is a scary and cold place when viewed from the warm fuzziness of a fixture packed January. Fear not, the addict in you will survive on the methadone of other sports and transfer rumours until the heroin of the Premier League returns.
By John Toner
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